^_^* Something funny~ *Why Latinos Can't Be Terrorists* - hispano
Jun. 20th, 2006
12:28 pm - ^_^* Something funny~ *Why Latinos Can't Be Terrorists*
*Why Latinos Can't Be Terrorists*
1. 8:45 A.M. Is Too Early For Us To Be Up.
2. We Are Always Late; We Would Have Missed All Four Flights.
3. Pretty People On The Plane Distract Us.
4. We Would Talk Loudly And Bring Attention To Ourselves.
5. With Food And Drinks On The Plane, We Would Forget Why We Are There.
6. We Talk With Our Hands...Therefore We Would Have To Put Our Weapons
7. We Would All Want To Fly The Plane.
8. We Would Argue And Start A Fight On The Plane.
9. We Can't Keep A Secret, We Would Have Told Everyone A Week Before Doing
And My Favorite...
10. We Would Have Put Our Country's Flag On The Windshield!
**Are You A Latino? How Can You Tell For Sure???*
1. If you have ever been hit by a "chancleta."
2. If you ever grew up scared of something called "El Cuco."
3. If others tell you to stop yelling when you are really just talking.
4. If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary the night before a big test.
5. If you use your head to point something out.
6. If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys or chirio."
7. If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,
despite the fact that it's a one-bedroom apartment.
8. If you dance cumbia, merengue, or salsa without the music.
9. If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your
nalgas are getting bigger.
10. If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a
is shouting "Subanse, todavia caben mas!"
11. If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on your
"Vic's Vapor Rub" all over your pecho and inside your nostrils.
12. If your mom packs your "lonche" everyday, even though you've just
13. If you call the North Americans "gringos" (including Canadians) and
all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and call the corner store "the