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Jun. 20th, 2006

12:28 pm - ^_^* Something funny~ *Why Latinos Can't Be Terrorists*

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Funny. :)


  *Why Latinos Can't Be Terrorists*

1. 8:45 A.M. Is Too Early For Us To Be Up.

2. We Are Always Late; We Would Have Missed All Four Flights.

3. Pretty People On The Plane Distract Us.

4. We Would Talk Loudly And Bring Attention To Ourselves.

5. With Food And Drinks On The Plane, We Would Forget Why We Are There.

6. We Talk With Our Hands...Therefore We Would Have To Put Our Weapons
Down.

7. We Would All Want To Fly The Plane.

8. We Would Argue And Start A Fight On The Plane.

9. We Can't Keep A Secret, We Would Have Told Everyone A Week Before Doing
it.

And My Favorite...

10. We Would Have Put Our Country's Flag On The Windshield!

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**Are You A Latino? How Can You Tell For Sure???*

1. If you have ever been hit by a "chancleta."

2. If you ever grew up scared of something called "El Cuco."

3. If others tell you to stop yelling when you are really just talking.

4. If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary the night before a big test.

5. If you use your head to point something out.

6. If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys or chirio."

7. If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,
despite the fact that it's a one-bedroom apartment.

8. If you dance cumbia, merengue, or salsa without the music.

9. If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your
nalgas are getting bigger.

10. If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a
person
is shouting "Subanse, todavia caben mas!"

11. If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on your
"Vic's Vapor Rub" all over your pecho and inside your nostrils.

12. If your mom packs your "lonche" everyday, even though you've just
turned
32.

13. If you call the North Americans "gringos" (including Canadians) and
call
all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and call the corner store "the
chinito's store."



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From:nkdlife
Date:June 21st, 2006 04:32 am (UTC)
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My gosh! I am a latino!
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From:heidy
Date:June 21st, 2006 10:12 pm (UTC)
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Ha! :P Moi Three! :p
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From:nkdlife
Date:June 24th, 2006 07:09 pm (UTC)
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Funny funny!!
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From:kimya
Date:June 21st, 2006 02:09 pm (UTC)
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That was very funny. I had not heard many of them. Thanks for posting! :>
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From:heidy
Date:June 21st, 2006 10:07 pm (UTC)
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Ha! :P Sure Thing!~ :)
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From:jesusluvr4life
Date:August 18th, 2006 05:22 pm (UTC)

HAHA

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ha ha, sorry for intruding on yur site, but that is super funny. i aint hispanic/latina, but hey u can be my friend if u want. LOL...
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From:heidy
Date:September 14th, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)

Re: HAHA

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:p

This is not "my site" :p
just curious, so how did you find this spot?
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